Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The Wife, the Spice and I.

Warning: This will probably be incomprehensible or unfunny, or both to the majority of you. If it's not, I love you on principle. =)

-Phew, closing in on Yet another top in shades of black, white and grey.
Rgd: NOT another one!
Phew: *holding up grey top* But it's BOTTLE Greeeen!
Onoo, Rishav and I stare at her incredulously
Rgd: Adding a 'bottle' to it Doesn't make it green!

-TR (referring to Phew's preference for grayscale): Yeah, watching Phew during the first 2 weeks of college was kind of like watching a black and white film.

-Midnight conversation
Rgd: Yeaaa...*thoughtfully* No. Yeaaaa!
*Pause* Well, you know what I mean!
Phew and TR: *general agreement*

-Walking through VP, running home, half an hour late for curfew.*
Rgd (bursting into random song): Slimy maggotty littell creatures!
Phew (looks at the squelchy mud we're walking through): Slimy MAGGOTTY LITTELLL creatures!

-Referring to ex bitch's relationship dilemma on the phone
TR (very seriously): Do you think she will?
Rgd (also very seriously): I think so. *Pauses thoughtfully* Unless she doesn't.
*Profound silence*

-TR (referring to Noorton AV): Yeah, I don't think I like him. He leaves everytime I come.

-Phew (very calmly, and reasonably, referring to illogical fixation on P Dissy): Dude, but really, Why do you even Want him to ask you out? You guys have like nothing in common, and there's no point to it really, na?
*Pause for 10 seconds*
Rgd- But he's so Pweeedie!

- Talking about random guy
TR *very matter of factly*: Well I don't really know What to think of him. For a large part of last year I thought he raped his girlfriend.

-Discussing Rgd's strange depressive tendencies
TR : It's incredibly exciting to be best friends with someone so morbid. I never know if you're going to be around the next day.

-Rgd- Man, I feel like a puppy or something! Waiting for scraps of affection
Phew *passionately* Well, now you know how DOGS FEEL!
Rgd- Godammit woman, EVERYTHING ISN'T ABOUT THE DOGS!

-Walking through the stables at Tolly
Phew *very gleefully*-Automatic is shitting!
Rgd- What? That happens??

- TR, Adibidi and Rgd watching an episode of Dr. Who. Dr. Who and current flavor of the next few episodes running franctically, being chased down the hall by Rhino-looking-intergalactic law enforcers.
Rgd- Awwww, look, They're holding hands!
TR and Adibidi stare at Rgd with inscrutable expressions cuz Obviously that was the point of the scene.

14 comments:

Anushka said...

This actually made my day. And I wasn't even involved in ANY of these incidents. Loser, I. But happy loser :)

Trisha said...

dude. DUDE. i love you, man.

Trisha said...

and i like norton av toh. even if he *likes* ali g but doesn't know how to booyakasha.

R said...

@anushka- that's the Best Kind! =D
@Trisha- You do? Oh. Hee.I'm going to keep updating this in compensation for the fact that our lives don't have a laugh track and background moojik.

Aditya said...

Yes. I do understand each of them, mainly because of a li'l heads-up i got from TR! :D

Excellent post. :)

Roshni said...

The last one is very quotable :D
Very wide grin,very early in the morning.Fanks,Fweedee.

R said...

@aditya- thenkoo! she just likes it cuz shez a shameless publicity whore =P
@upi- i LOVE how you think 11.30 in the morning is early =D and i know, she spouts good lines, that's why i keep her around =P

Shalmi said...

I didn't understand a thing, but you sound nicest when you report these kind of Incidents.

Priyanka said...

Believe it or not, I think I get what you're talking about in at least one instance. Small world.
=D

Trisha said...

gee, thanks riddhi. good to know i'm only around for the PR value.

R said...

@blinknmiss- im fairly sure that isn't a compliment, but thankyou all the same.
@Priyanka- I think we're thinking about the same random guy, in which case haha =D Calcutta is a fishbowl.
@TR- You know i wuv you!

TurbulentMind said...

The world is a small place..i actually know some of these people..like you said, calcutta is a fishbowl..AND I connect with the grayscale fixation :P

R said...

You Do? Wow =)Don't talk about grayscale. She actually Did wind up buying the top

RabidNuisance said...

dude...dude....!
*sniffles*
although now i am as colorful as they come!
this made me revisit so many random days. and the beauty of their randomness! :')