If famous authors had written Twilight
Don't go by the title. It's not cliche`d or hackneyed. They managed to cover just about everyone from Enid Blyton to Alan Moore and Agatha Christie. Read the comments (which are also takes on authors).
Best thing I've read in a while. Thanks to wife for making me stop obsessing over unfairly hot hottie.
Don't go by the title. It's not cliche`d or hackneyed. They managed to cover just about everyone from Enid Blyton to Alan Moore and Agatha Christie. Read the comments (which are also takes on authors).
Best thing I've read in a while. Thanks to wife for making me stop obsessing over unfairly hot hottie.
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My favourite by far is the Annie Proulx version of events. I mean, if we eliminate bland vanilla-Bella altogether and just have Edward the cold vampire and Jacob the hot hot werewolf ensconced with some sheep in the mountains we have another Oscar-winning movie on the hands. I can just about imagine the tortured posturing and the mumbled dialogue. :D
But you know what really gives me goosebumps, what if Anne Rice had written it?
Hahaha Trans-species brokeback. And there are so many Anne Rice samples in the thread. My favourites are probably the Enid Blyton one, and the Disney one was fucked up. Actually, most of them were pretty fantastic tbh.
I just read the rest of the thread. I am bookmarking this page to read for every day I get pissed at shitty writing. Man, this is incredible! People have covered everyone from Goethe to Chuck Palahnuik! :D
I KNOW. I really wasn't exaggerating when I said 'everyone'. :D
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